Naked Lunch deserves to be sent back to the kitchen

What a complete waste of time. It is bad from the get-go, I gave it 50 pages (about 1/4th of the book) to see if it was going to go anywhere, and nothing ever developed. William S Burroughs’ Naked Lunch can’t really be considered a novel, as there is no plot.
My only guess as to this book’s popularity is its subject material and when it was published (1959). It broke down barriers of obscenity and its stark portrayal of drug use, but only because the main character is a raving mad junkie. Burroughs admits he was high while writing, and the book follows no pattern. It is the extreme ramblings of a druggie. There are no coherent thoughts, no story to tell. Paragraphs are held together by the loosest of ideas, and reading it is like looking into the brain of a psychopath. There is simply nothing to follow, and nothing to be gained by reading.

If I’m a 13 year old in the 60’s, I’m probably blown away by this book, at least to open my mind to something new, and to feel like I’m hiding something from the parents. But as an adult in 2016, there’s nothing shocking about the material and I don’t feel like toughing out a book that gives me no entertainment.

A sweet, moving story in Brideshead Revisited

After a couple duds and a few near-good ones, I finally found a book I thoroughly enjoyed in Evelyn Waugh’s Brideshead Revisited, though it ended much different than what I expected. The story follows the life of Charles Ryder in his dealings with the Marchmain family.
Charles is a young, somewhat sheltered man new to college at Oxford when he meets Sebastian. Sebastian is the kind of guy everyone likes, he is outgoing and friendly to all, and Charles is smitten in a bro way. While visiting Sebastian’s home, Charles realizes Sebastian is at odds with his family. Sebastian’s father has left the Marchmain mansion (Brideshead Castle) and is living with his mistress in Italy. His extranged wife Lady Marchmain, a devout Catholic, remains in the home with their other children, eldest boy Brideshead and younger daughters Julia and Cordelia. Sebastian has always fought against his mom and her Catholic faith, even asking Charles if he has joined his (Sebastian’s) mother against him. Charles says he will remain in Sebastian’s corner.
At this point I thought the novel would be about their friendship, but this was not to be. Lady Marchmain definitely recruits Charles to “join her side” by lavishing him with praise and prying him with questions about Sebastian’s life at college. This needles Sebastian to the point that he begins drinking heavily. Much of the rest of the novel revolves around the family’s faith, and how each family member deals with it, having been raised one way and learning how to mesh that in with their day to day lives. Sebastian eventually quits college (is kicked out really) and flees to Africa. He settles in at a monastary where he continues to drink (again, snared by faith that he fights), and whereas he was a main character through much of the novel to this point, he is hardly seen again.
The novel skips forward a few years. Charles has married but is indifferent towards his wife and kids. He runs into Julia, who had also married in the intervening years, to a man who is far different than she had previously thought. The two enter into a relationship, and make plans to divorce their spouses, to which everyone consents. However, about this time Lady Marchmain has died, and the Lord returns home to die in his family estate. He has turned from the Catholic faith many years ago, but retuns to the faith on his deathbed. Though the divorces are now final, Julia, who sees that even her father can return to God at the end, decides she cannot enter a second marriage (against the Catholic faith). The epilogue has Charles years later, during World War II as an officer, being encamped at the Brideshead estate. Though the family is not there, as they are off doing their parts in the war, he sees the family chapel has been reopened for the soldier’s uses.

I wouldn’t be surprised to learn author Waugh was Catholic, as the struggle of life vs faith becomes a main theme in the second half of the novel. His characters feel very real and whole. He makes you feel for each of the characters, I was extremely moved by what become of Sebastian’s life, and almost heartbroken that the likeable Charles ends up alone in the end. The style of writing has an almost lyrical and sweet rhythm. It is easy to read while staying very detailed. A very enjoyable book.

Quick takes on 5 films

Brooklyn is a cute enough film, but not really ground breaking by my measure. Ellis leaves her home Ireland as a young woman because there doesn’t seem to be a future for her there. She comes to America to start a new life. She meets a young man and falls in love, and just when she seems to be setting in to her new start, her older sister back home dies and she returns home. She discovers she may have a life there after all, and must decide which life she wants to live. A nice enough movie, but personally I got tired of seeing Ellis’s constantly confused, “stare off into space” face everytime she was faced with a decision. In the end, she really had no decision at all, and went the only way she really could.
Sisters is a pleasant enough, short comedic excursion. Again, nothing spectacularly new in this one, but if you are a fan of Tina Fey’s and Amy Poehler’s goofy-style comedy, you’ll enjoy this one. They play sisters (of course they look nothing alike, but this isn’t meant to a believable film) who return to the family home to learn their parents are selling it. Together they decide to throw one last big party like they used to. The normally responsible one (Poehler) is set to let loose while the regular party girl (Fey) is tasked with not letting things get too out of hand. Safe to assume things do not go as planned. This one settled in a 59% on Rotten Tomatoes, and that’s fair; nothing to write home about, but a funny diversion for a couple hours.
The Danish Girl lives up to the hype. Eddie Redmayne is brilliant as Einer/Lili, a transgender person struggling to understand what she is going through. Born as a boy but never feeling right in her own body, Lili lives in a time when there is no definition for transgender, and doctors are more likely to declare her insane than try to help her. Equally mesmerizing (or maybe even more so) is Alicia Vikander, playing Einer’s wife Gerder. Gerder must watch her husband Einer become Lili, putting on a brave front and being support where she can, but mourning the loss of her husband and partner. I found myself feeling so bad for Lili and what she is going through. As a side note, you should read up on the real Lili Elbe, a very brave woman.
The Lady in the Van is a different kind of movie. It is about a seemingly crazy homeless old lady living out of a van parked in a quiet residential neighborhood in London, played by the always delightful Maggie Smith. It took a long time to get going, fully the first 50 minutes I had it on the background while doing other things, but once all the little strings started coming together in the second half, it is riveting. Mary has some secrets in her past, and the viewer doesn’t get a clear picture of what makes her the way she is until the very end. There’s very much a Titanic-like “a woman is full of secrets” kind of moment. Smith’s over-the-top portrayal is the real highlight, outshining the fairly slow plot.

 

The 5th Wave is a real snooze fest, for all but maybe the most die-hard fans of the teen fiction novel it is based on. Like many movies-based-on-teen-novels these days, it is about kids being tasked with saving the world. This time, the planet has been invaded by aliens known unoriginally as “the others.” The others have killed off many people in the first four waves, and is gearing up for a fifth wave to finish the job. Lots of hokey acting and dialogue, with more holes in the plot than can be overlooked, the film really goes nowhere and sets up for a sequel that hopefully never gets made.

The Avengers path forever altered in new Captain America film

Captain America : Civil War is the newest in the shared world of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, which started as the original Iron Man film and has now become a huge franchise encompassing movies and tv shows. Somehow Marvel keeps the series from feeling stale and continues to provide action packed entertainment, with even a little heart thrown in.
This film is more of an Age of Ultron sequel than a Captain America sequel. The Avengers team is faced with the hard truth that, while they have saved the world numerous times now, their actions have also killed many innocents caught in the crossfires. They are approached by the United Nations to agree to new oversight, taking away their carte blanche to storm any enemy they feel is a threat. Tony Stark agrees, feeling the need to hold themselves responsible for their actions, whereas Captain America does not. He knows that, while the UN may have good intentions, they may also have an agenda, and he doesn’t want any group making decisions on what the Avengers should do with their powers. The differing viewpoints lead to the team splintering, taking sides against each other. In the end, there is much more going on that the Avengers do not know, and what comes out may forever change their thoughts towards each other.
The movie brings back most of the Avengers, minus Hulk and Thor (mostly since those 2, as nearly all-powerful, would hamper the story), and also tags in Ant-Man with his introduction since the last Avengers film. It also introduces the Black Panther and (yet another new) Spiderman, both of whom will get their own Marvel movies in the coming years. With this inter-connecting series continuing to grow (2 or 3 movies planned every year through 2019 at least, plus 3 ABC shows, 6 Netflix shows, and a cable show all airing or in the works), here’s hoping this juggernaut stays fresh and exciting, something they’ve managed to do extremely well so far.

Dull and boring perpetuate in Women in Love

I have been bested. I wanted to read the “greatest 20th century English novels” and knew there would be some that have not stood the test of time, but I’m a patient guy and thought I could read them all. I was wrong. D.H. Lawrence’s Women in Love is, to borrow a tired cliché (which fits, for this novel), like watching paint dry. I got nearly halfway through before giving up.

Really nothing I can promote about this novel. It tells the story of a couple sisters in the early 20th century as they fall for two very different men. At least, I think that is the gist. Hard to say, as most of the pages follow dull, drury conversations between the pretentious high-and-mighty characters. They engage in philosophical debates, I’m sure to further the author’s ideas, but to no end. It is like recording a debate club match and turning it into a novel. None of the characters have any endearing qualities which make you want to root for them or follow their lives.

I did really try to get through it, but this book is dreary and seemingly unending. The “action” was just starting to pick up when I quit it, in that an actual story was at least trying to develop, but when a debate broke out again at a party, I could take no more. Wave the white flag, and move on to (hopefully) a better novel.

Quick takes on 5 films

I didn’t like Youth as much as the critics, but it is an interesting film. Starring Michael Caine and Harvey Keitel as two longtime friends, it is very well acted but light on story. The two are vacationing at a ritzy hotel in Europe, full of quirky, almost Wes Anderson-style inhabitants. Caine’s character is a famous composer trying to ignore and be ignored by everyone else, and Keitel as a movie director is trying to put together his last great film. The film takes them in very different directions from what you expect in the opening. The plot is a bit light, but there is no arguing that Caine in particular hasn’t lost a step at all.
On the other hand, I liked In the Heart of the Sea much more than the critics. I found it compelling and captivating. Fairly straight forward with no hidden plot elements, it is the “true” story of Moby Dick, told as a story given to Herman Melville by an aging member of the original crew that ran into the historic whale. Chris Hemsworth plays the ship’s first mate and defacto leader, as an experienced whaler in the early 19th century. When the whaling ship comes across the great white whale though, business becomes survival. I thought the movie was well told, well directed (Ron Howard), and well acted all around.
Not much to say about Creed. Anyone that follows movies knows it is the newest Rocky movie, following yet another “new” generation as the last few movies have. This one however finally sets the franchise in a good direction. Michael B Jordan plays Adonis “Donny” Creed, Apollo’s son. He wants to be fighter but doesn’t want to ride his father’s legacy, wanting instead to find his own path. He finally begs Sylvester Stallone’s Rocky to train him for a big match. Rocky film lovers enjoy this one, I thought it was good but not ground-breaking. Worthy of a single viewing for sure, and Stallone was deserving of the praise he received for this film.
The Peanuts Movie is just what is sounds like. Growing up in the 80’s, I remember reruns of the classic Charlie Brown movies well, and for people of my generation and older, you’ll probably watch this movie with a lot of nostalgia. All of the original charm is there, and the old jokes and gags are brought back right in front of you. Nothing really new brought to the table, but it is a nice walk down memory lane. I’m not sure young children would get as much from this film, it doesn’t have the pizzazz or thrills that today’s children movies do, but it is heartfelt and charming.

 

Legend is one of those films where the acting outshines the plot, and not by a small margin. Tom Hardy plays both of the Kray twins, a pair of gangsters in 60’s London (based on a true story). I’m a huge fan of Hardy’s, and this movie upholds my thoughts of his work. The Kray brothers are similar in appearance but far different in demeanor, and Hardy does so well you almost forget it is the same person playing both. Ronnie is clinically insane but freed from the asylum by Reggie’s under-the-desk dealings. Reggie is also quite crazy and prone to extreme violence. The two butt heads by stay true to family. They spend most of the movie bribing and staying just ahead of the police. Not too deep of a film, but again, Hardy is worth the price of admission.

Quick takes on 5 films

Talk about a movie that just doesn’t go anywhere. Secret in Their Eyes has an impressive trio of leads with Chiwetel Ejiofor, Nicole Kidman, and Julia Roberts. The movie is told in 2 parts, the present where Ejiofor’s character has finally located a man he has been hunting for 10+ years, and the past where we learn why, in which Roberts’ character’s daughter was killed by said man. What follows is a convoluted story and even the acting can’t hide a paper-thin plot. The big “surprise” ending isn’t much of one, and just enough to get you to shrug your shoulders and move on.

Spotlight won the best picture Oscar last year. It is well acted and has a great story, but I’m pretty sure the material is the reason it won, as there were better movies that year. It is the based-on-a-true story of the Boston Globe’s spotlight team delving into and breaking the story of the Catholic church’s coverup of child abuse by its priests. It has Mark Ruffalo, one of my favorites and seriously one of the underrated actors today, as well as the resurgent Michael Keaton. A great movie, just not the best of 2015.

I finally had a chance to catch the finale of the Hunger Games. Catniss and team finally get their chance to bring down the capital. The previous movie had a lot of buildup but seemed light on the action, this one finally delivers. It is a satisfying conclusion to the series, and there is a good little “twist” at the end (I had never read the books), but the movie didn’t quite do it for me as much as the first or second films did. A solid A-/B+ score for me, I just wanted a little more.

Daddy’s Home is good for some chuckles, just not deep belly laughs. Will Ferrell is Brad, the new step dad who’s new kids are just warming up to when their biological father (Mark Wahlberg as Dusty) shows up. As in the The Other Guys, the banter between these two is great, but I found myself smiling, but not laughing too hard. The backstory is Brad’s inability to have kids of his own. By the time this plot element plays out before the final third of the film, the laughs had pretty much dried up and except for one very funny scene, it just drags on for another 30 minutes. Die hard Ferrell fans will find plenty to like, otherwise just OK.

I’m sure Will Smith thought Concussion was going to earn him a lot of accolades when he signed on, it is the kind of movie that generally leads to awards, but this one didn’t reach the heights it set for itelf. Based on the true story of the dawning realization of the effects of repitative hits to the head and its lasting consequences to football players, Smith plays the doctor that first drew this correlation. He faces a huge struggle with the NFL, but as more and more players face alzheimer-like problems early in life, as well as others that commit suicide after fighting depression, the football league finally faces the facts that they can’t hide from it anymore. As a viewer, I felt sorry for the players, but did not get that strong connection to really move me. Smith is great as he always is in these drama-driven roles.

Escaping conflicting family dynamics in Look Homeward, Angel

This one was a perplexing book for me. Look Homeward, Angel by Thomas Wolfe was overall a very intriguing, captivating novel, but unfortunately there were gripping, page-turning chapters followed by obtuse, esoteric ramblings, which slightly soured the experience for me, if in just a small way.
The novel starts out following Gant. I can’t even remember his first name, because he is larger than life and throughout all of the book he is known simply as Gant. He’s a bit of an adventurer and doesn’t want to settle down, but after his first marriage is a disaster, his second wife convinces him to put down roots and start a family. He is a drinker and a bully, and cows his family under his heel. His wife Eliza puts up with it, but always gets her way, including hoarding every dollar the family makes and buying property around town as investments. By the end of the book, she has amassed a sizable amount of valuable land, but continues to live a simple life, working hard, and acting like the downtrodden (and making sure everyone knows it).
This book is really about their youngest son, Eugene, which you don’t realize until the second of three parts of the book. Eugene is the 5th or 6thchild, and while those before him had to deal with the fighting parents, the all-powerful father and the guilting mother, he is raised as the one bright hope to break the cycle. Brother Ben tells Gene to take everything he can get from their parents, leave, and not look back. Sister Helen dotes on him but makes sure he knows his place. Gant wants Gene to be the first to go to college, and after the family begs Eliza to let go enough money to send Gene to a private school for 3 years, they ship him to college at the early age of 16.
Part 3 is his college years. Sheltered for much of his life, and younger than everyone at college, he is a bit unprepared socially, but he finally pulls it together. Whereas many of his peers are enlisting for World War I, Gene is left behind to find his way. Despite Ben’s advice, at one point he spends the summer living on his own, basically homeless and penniless, carelessly spending every dime he gets his hands on.
Gant is diagnosed with cancer. The doctors say he doesn’t have long, but as stubborn as he is, Eliza says he will outlive them all. The family is indeed shaken though, the book describes them astonished and uncomprehending. For them, it is no different than if they were told God was dying, as to them, Gant is God. He does survive though, in fact outliving the free-living Ben two years later, who succumbs to pneumonia near the end of the novel. Gene’s first real look at death, this seems to be the jolt he needs to set his own course in life, and not pursue those plans his parents wished for him.

Wolfe admitted this book was semi-autobiographical. The “story” of the novel, that I have described, is written extremely well and urges you to speed through it, to see what happens next. Unfortunately there are plenty of moments of nearly “stream of consciousness” writing, where ideas are just haphazardly thrown together. At those times, I found myself speeding through just to get back to the story. Wolfe was undoubtedly a great writer, I’m sure much of these sections were just too deep for me to get into without serious thought, and I still enjoyed the novel as a whole.

Quick takes on 5 films

I really like the first 3/4’s of 10 Cloverfield Lane, and thankfully the ending doesn’t ruin it for me. Michelle is traveling on a country road late at night when she is in a car wreck. She wakes up in a bomb shelter of sorts, held captive (obstinately for her protection) by Howard, who tells her something has wiped out all life above them, whether it is nuclear or chemical. The other resident of the shelter is Emmett, but we don’t know his story until later. The first part of the film is tense throughout, as we don’t know Howard’s (or Emmett’s) true nature or purpose in all this. When Michelle does leave the shelter, the movie (for me) went a little south, I much prefered the nail-biting “what’s gonna happen?” closeness inside. Still, a good film and a different take on disaster movies.

The 33 tells the story of the mine collapse in 2010, in which 33 miners were stuck underground for months while a rescue plan was concocted. Has a recognizable cast led by Antonio Banderas, but the acting takes a second seat to the story itself. You feel their plight, and while parts do start to feel rushed towards the end, it is forgivable as there’s only so much you can show underground when there is nothing for them to do but wait. A solid movie worth a watch.

I really enjoyed Steve Jobs, more than the earlier “Jobs” movie that beat it to the theaters by a year. Whereas the other was a true biography-like movie, this one focused on 3 specific times in Steve’s life. Written by Aaron Sorkin, behind the great The Social Network a couple years ago, this movie is brilliantly written and finely acted by the undervalued Michael Fassbender. The film shows the launches of the Macintosh computer (following the genre-changing 1984 superbowl ad), then the launch of his second company NeXT, and finally with the launch of the iMac. The movie doesn’t pull any punches, it doesn’t try to paint Jobs as more than he is, which is a fairly flawed man but genius all the same.

Trumbo is one of those films that is well acted, well written, and engaging while you are watching it, but when it is over, I just sort of shrugged and said, “Yeah, ok.” Telling the life of Dalton Trumbo and the blacklisted Hollywood writers during the Communist witch hunt of the 50’s and 60’s here in the USA, it stars Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad) as Trumbo, with many other A-listers as his friends and enemies in the film. Obviously that era was well before my time, so I learned a lot and enjoyed the film while watching, but it didn’t leave a huge impression on me at the conclusion.

The Big Short on the other hand did. This is a great movie, telling what led to the housing market crash of 2008. This one is in my era, and like most Americans I knew the basics of what led to everything falling apart, but this film breaks it all down and makes it entertaining too. Written as almost pseudo-documentary (there are scenes where actors play themselves, breaking the fourth wall to explain legalize to the viewer), The Big Short follows a couple investors that see the writing on the wall with the housing bubble, and either attempt to warm for or profit from the impending collapse. Along the way we see how truly corrupt the whole system was (and lets not fool ourselves, still is). At the end, I felt dirty like I’d been wallowing in filth with the rest of them, but the grotesqueness of it all did move me. A tremendous film.

Quick takes on 5 films

Everest tells the story of the 1996 Mt Everest disaster. Starring Josh Brolin, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jason Clarke and others, it shows several several teams try to make the trek up Everest at the same time. With “tourism” hiking, the teams are large and face bottlenecks along the way, meaning they are late in getting to the summit. When they finall turn back, a storm sweeps in forcing some to hunker down and spend the night exposed outside. Pretty straight forward story but still gripping, and you definitely feel the plight of the climbers.

Miss You All Ready is just ok. Two long-time best friends (played by Toni Collette and Drew Barrymore) are facing hard times. Milly (Collette) is diagnosed with cancer, and as she fights for her life, Jess (Barrymore), finally gets pregnant after years of trying with her husband. Milly has always been the center of attention so Jess doesn’t share her news until it boils up later in the film. Good acting, but a fairly forgetful film when its over.

Black Mass on the other hand is a good one. The story of Whitey Bulger’s rise with the Winter Hill Gang and later fall and the FBI’s corruption in regards to him makes for a fascinating film. Johnny Depp as Bulger is incredible, walking the fine line of calculated boss and total psychopath. In the beginning, you just never know what he is going to do, and once you realize how crazy he is, you come to expect him to take the most violent course available. By the end you are rooting for him to be taken down.

It seems every couple years we hear of another person that was kidnapped and held captive for a long time, and Room shows how this tragedy may play out. Joy (Brie Larson) was kidnapped 7 years ago and is now 23 or 24 years old. She has been held all this time in a shed by her captor. She lives there with her son Jack, 5 years old, who knows nothing outside of “Room.” To help her son cope with their existence, she has taught him that the whole world is Room, and there is nothing outside of Room. Finally though, she latches on to a plan to escape, and must convince Jack that there is an outside. When we hear of these events in the news, the story ends with the escape, but this film shows that life doesn’t go back to normal just because they make it out. A brilliantly acted film, and tense in the beginning and heartbreaking in the end.

Suffragette is good for history lovers, with good acting covering a somewhat thin plot. Telling a fictional story about real-life events when women in the UK bonded together for equal rights to men, it stars Carey Mulligan as the central figure. She is a working class woman who sort of falls into the pro-suffragette movement, almost accidentally, but picks it up as she goes. Her husband is teased by his friends, so he ends up leaving her. More than just voting rights, the movie shows how few rights women had at the time, since Mulligan cannot see her son, and has no say when her husband decides to give the child up for adoption later. Obviously the women gain rights by the end, but the film does a good job of showing what they were up against the whole through.