The End of Oak Street, or Jurassic Park 8 as my friends joked (yes, there have been 7 of them, I couldn’t believe it either) is pretty entertaining, following a neighborhood that is transported back a couple hundred million years to the time of the dinosaurs. But before that, we start in 1982, in a quiet suburb where everyone (mostly) gets along, with some of the usual neighborhood bickering from time to time. The Platt family fights a little more than most, with husband Greg (Ewan McGregor) and wife Denise (Anne Hathaway) seemingly headed for a divorce, though they are trying to keep it quiet around their teenage children Audrey and Brian. It takes a catastrophe to bring them back together, and that event is the sudden shift of their neighborhood to the jurassic. A blinding light one night is the harbinger, and in the next instant, the Platts and all of their neighbors lose power, water, etc. It isn’t long until we start seeing dinos instead of dogs running down the street, and anyone caught out-of-doors becomes dinner. The Platt family bands together to try to find a way back to the wonderful 1980s. I didn’t care much for the ending, but the film is exciting, and for the same reason the Jurassic Park films always do so well. It’s fun watching dinosaurs hunting people. ★★★½

Last Train to Fortune is a total bomb, though there are plenty of recognizable faces to fool you into thinking it might be decent. Starring Malcolm McDowell and James Paxton (Bill’s son) (and you’ll see others along the way), it is a western about a learned Englishman who’s been hired as a new schoolteacher in a tiny backwater town named Fortune. However, he misses the last train for the week, and is forced to find a guide for the 2 day hike by foot. The only person around is the man who’s just robbed him, so with the offer of a big payday, the robber agrees and the unlikely duo sets off. Along the way, they’ll come across Native Americans, dirty sherifs, a gang of thugs with a vendetta, and more than anything, butt heads with each other. That’s the source of nearly all of the humor, the banter between the cowboy who can’t read and the teacher who values his books above all else. A little too shlocky for me, with old-timey jokes that my dad would laugh at, but I mostly just rolled my eyes to. ★

I love me a good historical epic, but unfortunately The Uprising isn’t a good one. Directed by Paul Greengrass and starring Andrew Garfield, it is a fictional take on the Peasants’ Revolt in England in the late 14th century. A farmer who only gives the name “ploughman” has recently lost his entire family to the plague, and to compound his problems, the young King Richard II and his council have recently raised taxes to pay for the long 100 Years War. When the tax collector comes to town and starts harassing Ploughman and his fellow villagers, the men have had enough and start fighting back. Ploughman kills a solder, and so starts the uprising. Ploughman and the other leaders try to keep the goal of meeting the King to make their demands, which is to be given self-governorship over their own communities, but the mob gets too big for them to control, and the group ends up looting London. The King sues for peace, as his army is still returning home and can’t force down the rebellion, and Ploughman accepts. But the dirty King will have treachery up his sleeve before the end. Really rough movie, which is a shame because the sets and costumes all look great, but it never really gets you to root for its hero. And that ending, where they (SPOILER) try to set Ploughman up as a reimagining of Robin Hood, is just silly. ★½

Tony is a biopic about the summer of 1975 in the life of Anthony Bourdain, who would go on to become a celebrated chef and author. But in ’75, he’s a narcissistic college kid without drive or purpose, more interested in tricking girls to sleep with him (they all see through his act) than making anything of his life. He tells everyone that will listen (including his family) that he is writing a book and has just received a writing fellowship, but none of that is true. Tony ends up drunk, robbed broke, and homeless in Provincetown, MA, with too much pride to call his parents to admit his lies. In a turn of fate, a local restaurant owner (played by Antonio Banderas) takes pity on him, and allows Tony to crash on the hammock on his porch, in exchange for washing dishes in the restaurant. Over the course of the summer, Tony will do a lot of growing up, learning what it takes to cook, but also how to be a decent human being. Excellent coming-of-age tale, with strong performances from Dominic Sessa as Bourdain but especially from Banderas. ★★★★

Late Shift is a phenomenal film, looking at the crazy busy life of a nurse. It follows the second shift Floria Lind works from the time she arrives in the afternoon to when she leaves late at night. As most hospitals are these days, the nursing staff is short on members, and Floria’s night is made harder when someone calls off, leaving Floria, one other nurse, and one intern to cover an entire floor of ailing patients. If you didn’t know it going in, these people are truly unsung heroes. Floria very much cares for those on her ward, even the ones that don’t treat her so nicely. Some patients reciprocate her kind words, others only want to know what the doctor thinks, and some are downright hostile, but Floria takes it all in stride. Through it all, Floria is asked to be in 5 places at once, and she is constantly prioritizing and shifting direction to make sure everyone gets the care they need. At one point, after trying to take 2 minutes to call her child (living with her divorced husband, a marriage that we get the impression of being lost to Floria’s career), Floria is distracted and we see a mistake coming, and all I could do was scream at the screen that something terrible was coming. And while, yes, it is Floria’s fault, who could find blame in someone being pulled in a thousand directions? If you love The Pitt and want another eye-opening, realistic look at the life of a busy ward (and don’t mind reading subtitles in this German-language film), this one’s for you. ★★★★★

• TV series recently watched: Lost (season 6), VisionQuest (series), The Terminal List (season 2)
• Book currently reading: Empire of Blood by Richard A Knaak

Tenzing is a great adventure film, based on the life of Tenzing Norgay. It opens on him as a boy, being raised on the Tibetan plateau under the shadow of Mount Everest, looking up at it and telling himself, “One day…” His little village is visited by George Mallory in 1924 before Mallory begins his ill-fated attempt to summit the mountain, and many years later, we meet Tenzing as a young man in 1953. Still no one has made it to the top, though Tenzing attempted in ’52 with a Swiss team and made it close. Now a year later, an English team wants to give it a go, and wants Tenzing and his experience with them. In order to do so, Tenzing demands that he go as a team climbing member and not just a sherpa, giving him more say in the planning and execution of the climb. The team ultimately agrees, and the group of men make their go. Tenzing is played by Genden Phuntsok, and Edmund Hillary is portrayed by Tom Hiddleston, with Willem Dafoe as a supporting climber as well. Ultimately it is Tenzing and Hillary who become the first to reach the top, and it is a photo of Tenzing at the summit that becomes legend. Excellent adventure and nail-biting tension, making you feel the very real danger the team faces in trying to make history. ★★★★

Olivia Wilde has had an uneven start to her directorial career but lands a huge winner with her latest, The Invite. With a good screenwriter (co-written by Rashida Jones) and just four actors, all accomplished (Wilde herself, Seth Rogen, Penélope Cruz, and Edward Norton), it’s a small set that could easily be converted to a one-stage play, and has that kind of feel too. Joe and Angela are long married and frankly come off as tired of each other, perhaps only staying together for their school-aged daughter’s sake. They argue about everything under the sun, sometimes snipes (“Why didn’t you stop and buy wine?”), sometimes vicious below-the-belt remarks (Joe’s failed career). Joe is blindsided when Angela suddenly invites their neighbors over for dinner. Joe has been complaining about the other couple, Pina and Hawk, for quite awhile, as he can hear them having sex rather loudly, constantly, at all hours of the day and night. Since Joe and Angela no longer have sex, this is a sore spot with him. The arriving couple set off more passive aggressive comments between Joe and Angela, until it starts to bubble up to the forefront. Their arguments are put on hold when they learn that Pina and Hawk are swingers, and in fact came over to see if Joe and Angela would be interested in group sex, or at least swapping partners. This seems to be something that each would be into, for their own reasons. But of course, nothing goes as planned. A very funny and daring movie, but also surprisingly heartfelt and emotional too before the end. I think we’ve all been in a relationship where you love/hate your partner at times, and if so this film may make you squirm at times at how people who love (or at least once loved) each other can say such hurtful things. ★★★★★

Affection is a dumb sci-fi horror film that just comes off as silly instead of scary. The opening scene is a woman who looks to be running from something or someone. She’s just been in a car wreck and is all messed up, but is still trying to flee before she has a seizure in the middle of the road. When she recovers and gets back up, she doesn’t make it much further down the road before someone comes flying down and hits her. Some time later, she wakes up in a comfy bed next to a sleeping man, but doesn’t know him. Later, the man, Bruce, tells her that her name is Ellie and they are married, and have a daughter, Alice. Alice confirms all this, but Ellie doesn’t remember any of it, and in fact remembers a different life entirely. Despite Bruce and Alice (a little girl who wouldn’t seem to lie) being adamant, Ellie doesn’t want to buy what they are selling. Ellie starts having seizers again, and eventually learns the truth: she and Alice died awhile back, and Bruce has been building clones of his deceased family to try to bring them back. Ellie, a clone, keeps fighting her implanted memories, so Bruce keeps trying again and again on new “models.” It’s a silly concept, and its delivery made worse by a wounded and seizing Ellie constantly making her best Walking Dead impersonation; if I had to hear her groan and mumble, shuffle and spasm/jerk along one more time in the film, I would have thrown something at the screen. And I hate when low budget films explain everything to you like you’re a two year old. Except for all the moaning and groaning, Jessica Rothe is pretty good as Ellie, but that’s to be expected (I liked her a lot in Happy Death Day too), but she can’t redeem this trash. ★

Kokuho (Japanese: “National Treasure”) is the kind of long (3 hours) epic drama that I almost always dig. In 1964 in Nagasaki, renowned kabuki actor Hanai Hanjiro II visits a restaurant and its yakuza owners. The yakuza boss entertains them with an amateur kabuki performance featuring his son Kikuo, and Hanjiro immediately sees a raw but natural talent in the boy. A rival yakuza gang interrupts the evening and kills Kikuo’s father, leading Hanjiro to adopt Kikuo as a new apprentice. This does not sit well with Hanjiro’s son and heir, Shunsuke, who is Kikuo’s age. However, as the two train in acting side-by-side, by 1972, they have become best friends. Kikuo has devoted his life to becoming a great actor, but Shunsuke mostly lives off his reputation as Hanjiro’s son, and parties when he’s not training. When Hanjiro is hurt in a car wreck, he names Kikuo as his replacement rather than Shunsuke, and Kikuo excels in front of the audience. Shunsuke realizes he has squandered his chance, and disappears for 8 years. By this time Kikuo is a star, and has been named Hanjiro’s new heir (even taking his family name), but a star cannot shine bright forever. When Shunsuke returns, having been making the circuits in performing kabuki in hotels and parties rather than the big stage, he is taken under the wing of another master in the industry and starts growing a following. The two former friends could become enemies, that’s what I expected, but the film surprises you and instead they become friends again, picking up where they left off. There’s still more coming before the end, as the same diabetes that eventually struck down Hanjiro will come for his son. Wonderful, emotional film about true friendship, taking place over decades (ending in 2014), and giving us westerners a very neat look into this long-standing art form. ★★★★

On a String may not be a film for everyone, but anyone with a music background will find plenty to relate to (and laugh at). Isabel (Isabel Hagen playing a fictional version of herself; she was also writer and director) has a degree from Juilliard in viola performance, but has struggled to do anything with it. Still living with her parents, she takes any gig that comes her way, from weddings to dinners to street performances. The film opens on a funny scene that sets the tone immediately: a man is proposing to his girlfriend with string music in the background, but when the “lucky” girl declines the proposal, the man is stuck having to ask Isabel to stop playing, and then negotiate her pay, while the still-single wife-not-to-be stands silently nearby. Isabel is a bit aimless in her life, both professionally and privately, where she has the hots for another musician who doesn’t return her affections, and she’s pretty sure that her private student’s father wants to have sex with her (he keeps showing up at her gigs). When the guy she likes mentions an opening in the New York Philharmonic, Isabel decides to audition, though we can’t tell if it’s because she wants the seat or to get closer to the guy. Lots of funny moments and inside jokes for musicians, such as the funny things non-musicians say to performers. Also a good look at the hardships working musicians face in balancing practice, life, recording sessions, gigs, and working dynamics with your fellow players. Since Hagen really did go to Juilliard and knows the lingo, there’s so much that comes off as authentic. This is her first film, and she shows great promise. ★★★½

Bloody Spear at Mount Fuji follows a group of travelers taking the road to Edo, each with a story. Front and center is the samurai Kojuro and his 2 servants, Genta and Genpachi, the “spear man” as he carries his master’s weapon. Kojuro seems like a good master, but we soon learn that he becomes a mean and belligerent drunk when he’s had some saki. He’s going to Edo to marry. Also traveling the road is an orphan boy, Jiro, who takes to following Genpachi like a little lost puppy. There’s also a policeman, hunting a thief who’s been harassing travelers, and the policeman suspects Tozaburo, a shady, quiet man traveling by himself. We learn Tozaburo’s story near the end. A singer is traveling with her daughter, and an older man is trekking with his beautiful near-adult daughter Otane. This last couple also have a dark secret at their destination in Edo. Learning all of these tales, and the adventures the group has, is what makes this film. Great story that interweaves throughout itself, and I’m a sucker for a great story. Spoilers follow, you’ve been warned.. Turns out Otane’s dad is taking her to sell into prostitution, as the family is destitute, and Tozaburo is going to try to pay off his own daughter’s prostitution contract, as he sold her there years ago. When they arrive, Tozaburo learns that his daughter died 2 years prior, so he uses his money to cancel the contract on Otane, rescuing her from a similar fate. Kojuro picks a fight with the wrong people, getting himself killed with Genta, but a fierce Genpachi gets his vengeance. Jiro is left trailing after Genpachi, who tells him to get lost, having lost his faith in life. Brilliant film, though maybe not a high rewatchability factor, once you know how it all ends. ★★★½

I liked the above film so much that I hunted down another from the same director (Tomu Uchida). The Mad Fox, released seven years later in 1962, is a period drama based on a bunraku play, or puppet theater. As such, there are some excellent fantasy elements. Once again, a great story; the film literally starts with a narrator telling us a story! We learn the background, that a well known seer named Yasunori foretells that he needs to adopt a particular girl. He thus sends out his two apprentices, Yasuna and Doman, to find the special girl. Yasuna picks a girl named Sakaki but leaves her younger sister Kuzunoha with her family. Years later, Sakaki has been raised as Yasunori’s heir, and that’s where the film picks up. Yasunori foretells bad things coming for the empire, but before he can provide clues as to how to avoid tragedy, he is killed by highwaymen, secretly sent by his wife. The old girl has turned her eyes on Doman, and wants him to be the next head seer, but Yasuna is still around. Thus, the unfaithful wife captures and tortures Yasuna and Sakaki, torturing the woman to death. This drives Yasuna mad, and he wanders the countryside alone. He stumbles upon Kuzonoha, and mistakes her for a reborn Sakaki in his madness. But another wants Yasuna’s love, a kitsune (fox spirit who can take human form) named Kon. Kon takes Sakaki’s form and pretends to be her, eventually settling into a marriage with Yasuna. Things come to a head when the couple is found by Kuzonoha and her father. Just about the only thing I didn’t like is how the film abandons the idea of impending calamity on the kingdom and becomes more about Yasuna and Kon, but even so, the journey in getting to the end of the film is wonderful. It is presented like a puppet show at times, with hand-drawn/painted scenery and sets, and fantastical elements involving the clan of kitsune. I loved it all. ★★★★½

The Naked Island, from director Kaneto Shindo and released in 1960, is an interesting film in that there is very nearly no dialogue, purposefully done to increase the feeling of struggle of its characters. It follows a family of four: a husband and wife, and their two young sons, all unnamed. They live on a small island where they farm, but the island has no natural water source. Thus, the adults are constantly (several trips a day) rowing their small boat across the water to a town on the mainland, in order to refill buckets to transport home. Every drop is cherished, and all goes to their food and sustenance, and also to feeding their crops. For the most part, the family toils all day, every day, working hard in silence with everyone doing their part without having to be told what to do. But there are some moments of levity to break up the monotony, such as when the boys catch a large fish, and the family takes it to town to sell to a fishmonger. They use the proceeds to eat at a restaurant, and get to see a TV, perhaps for the first time ever for the children, as they are in awe. The peace does not last, as one of the boys becomes ill, and when help is so far away, the illness becomes a disaster. I think I expected more from this film, some feeling of emotional or metaphysical heft, but it didn’t land for me. The movie is very well regarded so maybe just caught me on a bad day, and a rewatch in the future could leave me spellbound. ★★

As much as I didn’t love the above film, I returned to the director for Kuroneko, as it seemed more in line with another film he did that I absolutely enjoyed (Onibaba). Kuroneko is a period horror film, and opens on a brutal scene. A group of roaming samurai are returning to the area after a battle, and come across a small solitary house near a forest. Inside, they help themselves to the food and water, and then help themselves to the mother and adult daughter, raping and killing the women, burning down the house on their way out. A year later, the women are brought back to life though, having “made a deal with the devil” to hunt down and kill any samurai they find. As ghosts, they begin luring samurai to their deaths. We then get to meet Gintoki, a young man who, through a bit of luck, has killed an infamous warlord and returned to the local leader with the bad guy’s head in tow. The leader makes Gintoki a samurai, and tasks him with the job of hunting down these ghosts that are killing his samurai. Unfortunately, turns out Gintoki was the husband and son to the 2 murdered women. When Gintoki comes into contact with the women, and they recognize him, will they be able to follow their pledges, or risk returning to hell for breaking their vows? The movie is OK, but you can break down everything that happens in just a couple minutes, and feels really drawn out at times. Not nearly as thrilling as Onibaba. ★★½

I was wanting something a little less historical after all the above pictures, so I went with Pale Flower, a Japanese New Wave film from director Masahiro Shinoda. This is about as dark a noir as you will find, and it is glorious. Muraki is newly released from prison after serving 3 years for killing a man. He’s a yakuza and was tasked with killing a member of a rival gang, but he now finds out that the two gangs have made amends in his absence, uniting to confront a third gang currently encroaching on their territories. As such, Muraki is left wondering why he did time at all. At an illegal gambling den, Muraki is bewitched by the young and attractive Saeko, a mysterious woman whom no one seems to know anything about. Muraki approaches Saeko and she confesses she is a thrill-seeker, and wants in on bigger bets than what she can find on her own. Muraki’s connections get her in on a high stakes room, but that thrill only lasts so long, until she starts looking for other vices. The ultimate femme fatale if there ever was one. Meanwhile, Muraki’s boss has a new task for him, one that will most likely send him right back to jail. Outstanding film and Muraki is as cool and collected as any film noir lead in the history of movies. The epic black and white presentation comes off stark and envelops you in the seediness of the yakuza underworld. And the ending will leave you thinking. ★★★★½

• TV series recently watched: Neagley (season 1), East of Eden (series)
• Book currently reading: Empire of Blood by Richard A Knaak

Clayface is the third film in the newly rebooted DC Universe, and while Supergirl wasn’t a hit with critics (or myself), this movie rights the ship. A completely standalone film (it takes place in Gotham, but nary a mention of Batman), it is a body horror thriller that will make your stomach queasy and your pulse quicken, in equal measures.

In DC lore, Clayface isn’t a household name, more of secondary villain opposite Batman, and I think it was a good choice to use this story to try to build DC’s foundation. The film opens on Matt Hagen, a celebrated actor recently nominated for his first Oscar. Matt came from a poor background and rough childhood, but clawed his way up to the pinnacle in his field, and success has finally arrived. Unfortunately it disappears quickly, as Matt sleeps with the girlfriend of local mob boss Markos Szabo, who then cuts Matt’s face up in a gruesome scene. Facial reconstruction can only do so much, and Matt is left horribly disfigured. His agent and financial planner disappear, and before long Matt is broke and living in the slums of Gotham City. Just when he thinks all is lost, he sees a magazine article about a woman, Caitlyn Corr, who was experimenting with nanobots, tiny AI robots that get injected into the skin, that could possibly restore his face. Matt reaches out, eventually convincing Caitlyn to use him as a test subject.

At first, the minor procedure works, and over weeks, Matt’s face is restored to look like nothing happened. However, the first time he goes out in public, his faces literally starts to melt. He flees back to the lab, turns off the safety precautions, and injects himself with an overdose of the tiny nanobots. This seemingly cures him for good, but with a disturbing side effect: anytime he is cut, the rip in skin instantly heals, with blood even pooling up back into his body, as if the nanobots always return to the source. Now virtually indestructible, Matt hatches onto a plan to hurt those who hurt him. He gets a boost in his vengeance when he learns that the nanobots also allow him to change his face and figure, so that he can impersonate any person. Now he is truly Clayface, and no one is safe.

There are lots of stomach churning scenes in this film with a high level of gore; myself and others in the theater were squirming in our seats, so it is not for the faint of heart. But it is a thrilling film with action scenes and psychological rushes to go along with your feelings of nausea. I’d love to see Clayface turn up in a future DC film and square off against the caped crusader. ★★★★★

High Sierra, released in 1941 and directed by Raoul Walsh, stars Humphrey Bogart as aging gangster Mac M’Gann (based loosely on John Dillinger). Mac is supposed to be in jail for life for a bank robbery, but is paroled by a corrupt governor as a favor to the criminal underworld, so that Mac can pull another big job. After visiting his childhood home, a farm, to see how the area is going, he hits the road to California. He meets a farming family along the way (their story returns later) and then meets up with his cohorts for the upcoming heist. The two men are a couple of hot-headed buffoons, but one’s girlfriend, Marie, has ice in her veins to match Mac. She takes a liking to him immediately, but Mac is looking for “a nice girl” with whom he might settle down if he ever gets out of this life, so he is instead attracted to the farmer girl he met on the way in. Velma is a sweet, innocent girl, but she’s got a love back home. Mac and his two “friends” complete their robbery of a hotel safe, but the two younger men are killed during the escape. Mac tries to convince Velma to marry and run away with him, but she spurns his offer, and he takes Marie as his next-best option. However, the police are tightening their search, and it’s not looking like Mac will have that happy ending he envisions. I really enjoyed the dual nature of Bogart’s character, dancing the line between the man he is and the man he wanted to be. Despite being the lead, Bogart got second billing in this film behind Ida Lupino as Marie; the film company was worried that Bogart was mostly known for the B movies he’d been doing until now. However, screenwriter John Huston pushed for him, and when Huston directed his first movie later in the same year, The Maltese Falcon, Bogart finally got his top billing, and a star was born. ★★★½

Colorado Territory is a 1949 remake of the above film, again directed by Walsh (I’ll probably skip the third version, 1955’s I Died a Thousand Times starring Jack Palance and Shelley Winters). This one stars Joel McCrea, and the setting is shifted to the old west. Train robber Wes McQueen breaks out of jail but gets right back to what he knows best, and sets up a new train heist with a couple of newbies. The film plays out much the same as High Sierra, with some notable changes. The biggest, I think, is in the lead’s internal conflict. Bogart played a character that seems like he’s tired of his criminal life, which is why he is drawn to Velma, but there’s no beating around the bush this time. Wes openly states that this is his last heist, and afterwards, he’s out of the game. The innocent girl isn’t so innocent this time either, as the rancher’s girl tries to turn Wes in for the reward so she can go back to her beau; this whole scene just makes her counterpart, the worldly girl Colorado in place of Marie, all the more attractive for the viewer, as she sticks by his side till the bitter end. It’s an OK movie, doesn’t break any new ground and plays out like most westerns from this era, but it’s entertaining enough. ★★★

The Heiress knocked my socks off, such a great movie. Based on a play, which is in turn based on a Henry James novel, it stars Olivia de Havilland (my mom will know her as Melanie from Gone With the Wind) as Catherine Sloper. Catherine is homely and shy, much to the chagrin of her father the Dr Austin Sloper. Austin fondly remembers Catherine’s deceased mother, who was boisterous and always the life of the party, whereas Catherine is the polar opposite. Still, Catherine catches the eye of the young and handsome Morris Townsend. Morris and Catherine hit it off at a party, and Catherine’s aunt Lavinia (a recent widow now living with her brother Austin) is thrilled for the match. Austin, however, guesses Morris has ulterior motives. Morris has no money and Catherine is set to inherit quite a bit. Austin interviews Morris’s sister, who initially praises her brother, but when she meets Catherine, she too becomes quiet, perhaps realizing that maybe, just maybe, her brother is chasing money after all. Austin confronts Catherine with his doubts and says some truly cruel things to her, openly complaining about her faults such as lack of grace, wit, or anything that made her mother such a lovely woman. Still, the viewer doesn’t know what to believe, as Morris is so fervent in his affection. Catherine decides to run away with Morris, which will almost certainly get her disinherited, and the viewer finally realizes Morris’s true intentions when we see his reaction to this news. He never meets her on the day when they are supposed to go, and when he comes calling years later, after Austin has died and Catherine has become wealthy, we find that she has become a much different woman than the love-struck puppy she once was. Outstanding film with excellent, witty repartee between the various characters, and tremendous acting; de Havilland would win her second leading Oscar for the film. Excellent music throughout too, including the main theme, the tune to “I Can’t Help Falling in Love With You,” though naturally the original French version from the 18th century; Elvis’s version was still 10+ years off into the future. ★★★★★

The Girl Can’t Help It stars the effervescent Jayne Mansfield as Jerri Jordan, a curvy knockout who wants to be a housewife, but whose boyfriend Marty “Fats” Murdock wants to be a star. Marty, a mobster who is recently out of jail, wants to be taken seriously in the criminal underworld again, but he needs a pretty girl on his arm as part of the package, and wants Jerri to be that arm candy. To do that, she needs to be recognizable. Thus, he hires Tom Miller to make her a star. Tom is an agent with an eye for talent, but alcoholism and bad gambling debts have derailed his career. He still knows how to work a room though, and he and Jerri start making the rounds to clubs around town to build her reputation. Whenever questioned about what or who she is, Jerri responds with, “Ask my agent,” while Tom deflects, all to build mystery about this stunning woman, which of course gets everyone wanting her. Unfortunately Jerri has no real talent outside of the kitchen, though there, she makes a mean quiche. At every club they visit, the music becomes just as much of the film as the plot, featuring early pioneers in rock and roll like Little Richard, Fats Domino, Eddie Cochran, and others. The music is great, the film, not so much. It’s not bad or anything, just awfully predictable and staid, which is a weird thing to say about a film where rock and roll music plays such a big part. Probably had a more lasting effect when it was released in 1956. ★★½

The Great Escape is a (very fictionalized) version of events about the breakout from a Nazi camp, Stalag Luft III, during WWII. It follows a handful of POWs from several countries, including the UK, USA, and Australia, all united in their efforts to escape. This particular camp is housing prisoners who have had repeated escapes (or escape attempts) at previous camps, so it is for “the best of the best.” And that’s kind of how it opens, as prisoners are already looking for ways out on the first day there, often to humorous results. It quickly becomes apparent that no one is getting out of this camp, not without some heavy planning. So the prisoners set up a committee, and start digging. Much of the movie involves the very involved plans that they have to do make, and steps along the way, in order to dig tunnels for 250 soldiers through hundreds of yards of dirt to the other side of the fence, and the dangerous consequences for when some plans go awry. The climax is the actual escape, and it is a thrilling ride full of heart-pounding action. It is certainly refreshing to see actors performing their own stunts, like Steve McQueen flying over the hills of a countryside in a high speed motorcycle. Tom Cruise notwithstanding, you just don’t see that anymore. It’s a thinking man’s action film, with lots of dialogue, but thrilling nonetheless, and an outstanding cast including McQueen, James Garner, Richard Attenborough, and a young Charles Bronson as a digger with claustrophobia. ★★★★

The groundbreaking film Midnight Cowboy was released in 1969 and stars Dustin Hoffman (recently off his breakout role in The Graduate) and Jon Voight (in his first major role). Voight is Joe Buck, a naive young man from Texas who thinks he’s going to go to New York and make a ton of money as a male prostitute. New York is not as welcoming as he envisioned. His first “job” breaks down in tears and Joe ends up giving HER money, and his second, when he receives felatio by a man in a theater, the guy can’t pay. Soon broke, he ends up crashing on the couch of con man, “Ratso” Rizzo (Hoffman). Rizzo knows the streets as he’s been living on them for years now, but his deteriorating health is holding him back. Thus, he starts teaching Joe “his ways.” In flashbacks, we see the trauma that led Joe to leave Texas, and over time, Rizzo confesses his own troubled childhood. The two develop an unlikely but strong friendship, leading to an emotional ending. Brilliant film with tremendous acting by its co-leads (both would get Oscar noms for Lead Actor) and awesome dream sequences that give it an almost surrealist feel at times. Also really captures the grit of seedy New York of the 60s as well as the counterculture element prevalent at that time. The film received an X rating upon release (later amended to an R upon re-release in the 70s) due to overt homosexual themes, and is still to this day the only X-rated (now NC 17) film to win Best Picture at the Oscars. ★★★★½

• TV series recently watched: Stargate SG1 (season 6), Reacher (season 4), Slow Horses (season 6), The Diplomat (season 4)
• Book currently reading: Princess of Dune by Herbert & Anderson

I Was a Stranger is a startling take on the immigration crisis, told in 5 parts by the lives of 5 connected individuals. While it centers on Syria, it’s a story that can easily be translated to anywhere. First part is The Doctor, and it begins on a woman in Chicago in 2023. Amira is working at a hospital when she has a flashback to 8 years earlier in her homeland of Syria, where she is a doctor during the civil war there. After an air raid kills all of her family except her daughter Rasha, she makes the decision to flee the country. The second part, The Soldier, recounts a captain in Syria’s army trying to squash the rebellion, and the conflict he feels when his army executes a young boy as a “terrorist” for writing anti-government graffiti. The Smuggler follows, showing a man who has been getting Syrians and others fleeing the war on boats headed across the sea to Greece, but not for any altruistic reasons, and The Poet, about one particular family being smuggled. The Captain comes last, showing a man who works for the coast guard in Greece, and the decisions he makes as a small boat approaches his country. The film shines a light on the crushing immigration crisis that has been created (one stat says that half of the country’s population had been displaced during the Syrian civil war, let that sink in) and doesn’t provide any answers for what we can do to fix it. All we can do is help those that need it. I was pleasantly surprised to see this film was distributed here in the USA by Angel Studios, a group that doesn’t often challenge it’s very right-leaning audience. ★★★★

Olmo is an indie coming-of-age drama. Olmo is 14 years old, the son of Mexican immigrants, living in a trailer in the 70s with his sister and parents. He and his sibling, and most of their friends and neighbors, all speak fluent English learned in school, and while their parents understand English perfectly well, respond in their native Spanish. Olmo’s dad is bedridden from multiple sclerosis and is mostly paralyzed from the neck down, reliant on his family to change, clean, and go to the bathroom. Olmo is not a bad kid, but he’s just 14, at that age when your status among your friends and the girls you like (like Nina, who lives across the street) is paramount. Thus, he doesn’t always treat his ailing father kindly. He just wants to go outside and play and flirt. When Nina invites him to a party one night, on a night when he is supposed to stay home and watch over his dad, Olmo’s world may just shatter without him knowing it. I don’t know that the film breaks new ground, but it is told well, with a great vintage feel (since it takes place in the 70s), and is ultimately very heartwarming. ★★★½

The Salt Path, based on a memoir, is a biopic with a couple of 90s stars who’ve had a career resurgence of late: Jason Isaacs and Gillian Anderson. Isaacs is barely recognizable with white hair and beard, playing Moth Winn. He and his wife Raynor have recently lost their home in London due to a bad investment. Their kids at least can live at uni, but the older couple have no where to go. To compound problems, Moth has recently been diagnosed with a degenerative nerve disorder that will weaken him, and eventually he’ll lose control over his limbs and even things like swallowing. With no home and nothing to do, the couple decide, almost on a whim, to follow the South West Coast Path, a 600+ mile hiking trail, to Land’s End, the western-most point in the UK. Their only source of income is the $40 a week they get from a tax credit. Along the way, we see Moth’s progression, as he painfully walks over rough terrain, but we also see moments of hope and levity. Yes, they have to deal with the shame of homelessness from those they meet, and angry or careless others yelling about camping out on open land, but they also experience kindness and compassion. We also see them rekindle the love that initially brought them together. This movie got some flack from being too staid, and at times does seem rote, but absolutely gorgeous scenery and on-point performances by the two co-leads made for a very uplifting film. I loved it. ★★★★

The Last One For the Road is an Italian road movie. Two 50-ish year old friends, Carlobianchi and Doriano, are flat broke but always in search of their next drink. They actually are on a mission to meet an old friend, but that story develops slowly as the film goes along. For now, they are just hitting bar after bar, swindling or begging for drinks as they go. They befriend an uptight young college guy, Giulio, who needs a dose of confidence, and try to teach him their ways. Along the way, we learn the two mens’ stories. Many years ago, they and a friend, Genio, were skimming off the top at the manufacturing company all three worked at. Genio got caught, but split town to Argentina before arrest, and then the 2008 financial crisis hit. This wiped out Carlobianchi and Doriano, so they’ve been impatiently awaiting Genio’s return and a share of the hidden money. Enough time has finally gone by that he can return home, and is supposed to arrive at the airport the next day, and the two old friends, now with Giulio in tow, are on their way there. It’s a typical road movie, with some good moments, some that drag, but a lot of laughs along the way. Like a lot of road movies, it doesn’t seem like it knows how it wants to end, but the trip to get there is decent. ★★★

The Blue Trail, a lowkey dystopian film out of Brazil, takes place in a near-future where the elderly are sent off to “the colony” in order to ease burdens on family and resources. However, 77-year-old Teresa doesn’t want to go. She’s still very “with it” and doesn’t have any mental or physical issues, but the government won’t even let her book a bus ticket without her “caregiver’s” (daughter’s) permission. Teresa isn’t having any of that, so she starts looking for a way out of the country. Any legitimate way out, i.e. commercial travel, is out, so Teresa looks to people already living on the fringes of society, like smugglers and ne’er-do-wells, to get her out for a little money on the side. You’re never too old to have a grand adventure! Really good beginning, with some subtle laughs at the ridiculousness of the situation, but the movie fizzles in the last 30 minutes or so (and it’s a short movie at under 90 total minutes). ★★½

• TV series recently watched: Agents of SHIELD (season 2), It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (season 18)
• Book currently reading: Princess of Dune by Herbert & Anderson

Backrooms was one of the surprise hits of 2026, though maybe it shouldn’t be a surprise. Younger moviegoers are looking for something different, something from outside the establishment, and this wasn’t the only movie based on a web series released recently. This one stars Chiwetel Ejiofor as Clark, owner of a failing furniture store, who finds an impossible space in the basement of the building. He accidentally steps “through” a wall, and on the other side, a sprawling maze of rooms that seems endless. The rooms have weird, misplaced furniture, sometimes stuck in floors or walls, sometimes with strange sloping walls or tiny doors, in an almost Wonderland kind of way, if Wonderland was a terrifying land of monsters. Because Clark isn’t alone down there. He doesn’t know that in the beginning, though we do, thanks to a prelude before Clark’s story began, when we see a team of scientists studying the rooms and being hunted. But Clark is oblivious to start, so he gets his coworkers to come down to the spooky rooms and explore with him. It isn’t long before one of the trio is killed and the other goes missing, and when Clark’s therapist wanders into the rooms looking for Clark, we finally get (some) answers as to what the place is. Very creepy film, not too scary, though it will get your heart thumping a couple times. Obvious parallels to the unending and expanding House in Mark Danielewski’s House of Leaves (a book I read when it first came out in 2000, and again in the last year, coincidentally enough). If you like this movie, you should love that book. I think the book is better, for what it’s worth. ★★★½

Young Mothers is the latest French-language film from the Dardenne brothers, a team I generally enjoy quite a bit. This movie sucks though, and I couldn’t even get through it all, giving up half way through. It follows 5 young (some teenage) moms or moms-to-be, and hits home (time and again, and harder than a steel mallet) how hard it is for these girls. Their home lives suck, their relationships with boys suck, the system for them sucks. Yep, we get it. Guess what? It’s hard for teen moms. We all know that. I was a teen dad, and it was hard, but thankfully I had a wonderful family that got me through those first years. Without the support, I’d probably be in just as bad of a position as our heroines, but damn, what do you think you signed up for? I gave up on the movie when a pregnant girl goes into labor and starts calling for her mother, a woman who abandoned her as a baby herself and who she only just recently met. That was even too much drama for me, and I love drama. Le sigh. ½

SHTTL is a brilliant film out of Ukraine, taking place on June 21, 1941. The date is important, as it is the day before the start of Germany’s Operation Barbarossa, when they invaded the Soviet Union. Near the border of western Ukraine, where you can practically see the Germans across the border in Poland, Mendele has returned to his hometown, a tiny shtetl (small predominantly Jewish village). He left 2 years ago to go to Kiev to pursue his dream of filmmaking, leaving behind his childhood love Yuna, but with the promise that he’d return for her. Well, he is back, currently on leave from the Soviet Red Army. Away from home and in the big city of Kiev, he took on some communist values, and as such he’s not welcome by many in his hometown now. The shtetl is filled with communists, extolling its virtues and denouncing the Hasidic religious leaders and claiming Ukraine should join the Soviets (sound familiar?), souring many to their Russian neighbors. Mendele is now smack dab in the middle of this conflict, all the more so because, in the intervening years, Yuna’s father (the town Rebbe) has promised her to Mendele’s rival Folie, who has aspirations to become the next Rebbe. As Mendele moves around town, visiting old friends and his estranged father, he has flashbacks to moments that shaped him and others around him. The present is shown in black and white, but the past shifts to color, which is used to powerful effect. Like when Mendele goes to synagogue and sings, and the film turns to color, signifying that this is part of Mendele’s past. He’s left religion behind, never to return, and there’s a sense of melancholy, of a life lost. In town, Mendele and Folie argue, which blows up when Mendele angrily shouts, “One word from me and you disappear.” He probably said it in anger, but a nearby Red soldier overhears and comes in to reinforce Mendele’s words, leaving Mendele in shame. A gripping movie, as gripping a film as can be with nearly zero action and almost all dialogue. Powerful and emotional and supremely re-watchable. ★★★★★

The Stranger (French: L’Étranger) is based on a book and begins in Algeria in the early 40s, where a Frenchman, Meursault, has just been put in jail for killing an Arab man. In a flashback, we see a very blasé Meursault learn about the death of his mother. Without emotion, he goes to the retirement community where she was living, oversees her burial, and then returns to his life. He runs into an old friend, Marie, and the two immediately begin a whirlwind romance, all while Meursault continues to show little passion towards anything. A neighbor beats his girlfriend? Meursault doesn’t care. When an old friend and longtime family friend loses his dog? Meursault doesn’t bat an eye. Marie brings up marriage? Meursault is indifferent and noncommittal. When the wifebeater has a confrontation with the girl’s brother, Meursault casually takes a gun out and shoots the guy. Even at his trial, Meursault answers questions very matter-of-factly with zero passion. I didn’t get this movie at all. I’m sure there’s some deeper message in there somewhere, but it’s lost on me. The dude just doesn’t care about anything, even his own life, and marches to his death without caring. ★½

Not sure why I bothered with Adulthood, definitely seemed like the kind of comedy I never enjoy (and I didn’t). I think I just liked the idea of the premise. Noah (Josh Gad) and Megan (Kaya Scodelario) are siblings with an aging mother who’s just had a stroke and ended up in the hospital. Over at their childhood home, they find that the hot water heater has been leaking for awhile, leading to a mold problem, and while digging into the walls, they find a body tucked behind the drywall in the basement. It’s a woman that went missing when the two were kids, and created quite the story in the neighborhood at the time. As kids, the whispers on the street were that the woman’s husband killed her, but nothing ever came of it, and he died years later. Now Noah and Megan realize that their dear old mom offed the woman for some unknown reason. The two dump the long-dead body in a local swamp and figure that’s the end of it. Except, of course, the body is found the very next day, and their mother’s at-home nurse puts two and two together and tries to blackmail the siblings. There’s some quirky smalltown-ish characters in the film for some easy laughs, and some funny moments as the body count rises over the course of the flick, but there’s nothing here to warrant watching this one again, and most of the comedy is forced and too on-the-nose. ★½

• TV series recently watched: Lanterns (season 1), Ted Lasso (season 4)
• Book currently reading: This is About Running. This is Not About Running by Chris Bennett

The Heroic Trio is a superhero film with a fantasy element. A mysterious invisible kidnapper is stealing babies from hospitals, and police are powerless to stop them. It seems a trio of superhero women are their only hope. There’s Wonder Woman (not that Wonder Woman), a martial artist who’s really the wife of the police inspector; Thief Catcher, a gun-toting badass, and the Invisible Woman, who seems to be the very person kidnapping the babies. Turns out she is being coerced by an evil villain who lives underground, accessible through the sewers of the city. He’s looking for babies who could be future emperors, and the three women all have ties to him. However, they now must stop him and his powerful henchmen. It has a great cast, including Maggie Cheung and an early role for Michelle Yeoh (the film was released in 1993), but the movie is awfully silly. I can see the appeal though, especially for fans of 80s/90s B movie action flicks. ★★

Though I didn’t care for the first one, the sequel, Executioners, takes place in a post-apocalyptic world, and I’m a sucker for those films. It’s more of the same as the first, but does have less silliness, so that’s a plus. The fights are still goofy, but the story is better. After a nuclear war, drinkable water is rare, and controlled by one corporation. Most people scrape by on sips at a time, and the government seems powerless to secure more water for the population. The one water purification plant controls the pricing, and its owner has his eyes on the presidency. Our three superhero fighters will have to take him down and open up the water for everyone. The movie takes a little while to get going, but once a military coup breaks out, the shit hits the fan (in a good way). Leaps better than the first film, though I did admittedly have to rewind and rewatch a couple wildly zany fight scenes to see if I saw what I thought I just saw (and usually did). ★★★

Throw Down is from the same director (Johnnie To) but comes a decade later (2004), and this is finally a movie I really enjoyed from beginning to end. It begins on a young judo fighter named Tony, who has come to a bar to fight Bo. Bo was once a judo champion, but these days seems to only care for drinking and gambling. Tony isn’t going to take no for an answer, and starts trying to sober Bo up and motivate him into a fight. He is aided by a singer named Mona, who just wants to get a gig at Bo’s nightclub. And after awhile, we learn that Tony isn’t the only person who wants a piece of Bo; there’s another old champ who never got a crack at him either, and finally wants to get that chance. Lots of villains in this film, including pimps, money lenders, and downright crooks, but the film does a great job of showing the good side of bad guys and the dark side of good guys. Even the “main villain” shows that he has honor in the end. The plot is a little scattered, which at this point I just have to chalk up to the director’s style, but overall the story is really good and there’s some great, memorable scenes. ★★★½

A lot of moviegoers may not have heard of 2002’s Infernal Affairs, but there’s a pretty good chance you’ve heard of the American version that Martin Scorsese made based on it: The Departed (released 2006). While the movies are very similar, there are changes that I won’t go into. If you are new to it, it follows two diverging men, each a mole sent into the opposing organization. For the triads (Chinese organized crime), they send a young man to enroll in the police academy, and for the police, they recruit a young hotshot academy student off to infiltrate the triads. A decade later, each mole has excelled at his job. Chan has worked his way up in the criminal network until he is now regularly with the boss, and for the police, Lau has become a senior inspector with access to all of the police’s investigations. But now that they are each close to their targets, the danger level has ramped up, as one mistake can end in prison or death. They soon become aware of each other, and the race is on to discover their opposite’s identity. Outstanding film, filled with suspense and action in equal parts. I’d need to go back and rewatch The Departed to see which I like better, but this “original” version is definitely worth a watch. ★★★★

Mild spoilers below, since we have a direct sequel. There’s not much we can do moving forward with Infernal Affairs II, since Chan was killed at the end of the first movie, so instead, we get a prequel. This film shows Chan and Lau working their ways up their respective fields. We see the crimes Chan had to commit to get ingratiated with the crime lords, and on the other side, how Lau was able to move up in the police ranks, all while getting intel to the triads. We also see how Sam rose to a prominent role within the triads, and Chan’s and Lau’s individual roles in taking down the boss that held the position before Sam. There’s less action (though there are some mob hits) but more intrigue, and overall it’s a fantastic “how they got there” kind of story. Different actors playing the younger versions of Chan and Lau, but the rest of the cast is the same. I actually liked this one more! ★★★★½

Infernal Affairs III brings all the original cast back. It is told in present day (2003, when the film was made), after Chan’s death and what that fallout meant for Lau, and there are flashbacks to 6 months before that event, and some happenings leading up to it. More moles, more double-crossings, and honestly I got a little lost before it all came together in the end. The end is fantastic, really stressing the living hell that Lau finds himself in for the deeds he committed, and finally answering the question he’s struggled with since the first movie: can he still be a good person even if he committed terrible deeds? The ending saves the film, because there’s a little too much going on before that, but it’s a welcome and perfect final scene tying everything up together. ★★★½

• TV series recently watched: Furious (season 1), ST Strange New Worlds (season 4), Lioness (season 3)
• Book currently reading: The Gathering Storm by Jordan & Sanderson

The Resident Evil films, based on the popular video game franchise, have never been a hit with critics (nor for many fans) but they’ve always made *just* enough money to keep it going. You may be surprised to know that 7 of these films have been made since 2002. After a failed reboot attempt in 2021, which again didn’t make much money nor win over viewers, this newest iteration finally seems to have turned the ship around. Maybe not for me, but for many, as it set a franchise record at the box office and garnered an amazing 96% on Rotten Tomatoes.

The film follows a medical courier named Bryan. He’s just dropped off an organ at a hospital, as is tasked with another top priority delivery to a hospital the next city over. Top priority means big pay, so despite the winter storm dumping a blanket of snow outside, Bryan agrees. He’s driving through the snow, in the dark, talking to his girlfriend about their surprise pregnancy, when he hits a woman who has wandered onto the road. Bryan tries to do the right thing and gets out of his car to provide aid, only to find that she has run off into the woods, leaving a trail of blood. Bryan follows and finds her, nearly comatose. He coaxes her back to the car, just in time for a police officer to arrive. Bryan explains the situation and the policeman agrees to transport the woman to the hospital in his car, with Bryan following. They don’t get far before Bryan sees the cop car run off the road, and upon inspection, Bryan sees the cop dead and the woman, now very much alive and active, missing from the vehicle. In typical scary movie fashion, she jumps out and starts chasing Bryan, who finally shoots her with the cop’s gun. Bryan then heads to the nearest house, a farm, for aid, but the night, and his gruesome adventure, is just getting started. Bryan starts seeing all kinds of freaky things, and we learn that a virus has quickly spread over the area, turning people (and dogs!) into raving monsters. The item he is carrying towards the hospital isn’t an organ at all, but a possible cure, and the hospital needs it badly if this virus is to be stopped.

I honestly don’t get the love this movie is getting. It gave me exactly one jump scare (pretty early in the film too) and otherwise I laughed incredulously throughout. Good ol’ Bryan does just about every thing you aren’t supposed to do in a horror film, and they roll out every trope and stereotype you can think of. Tons of blood, and a couple creepy scenes (because a child is involved), but otherwise very forgettable. If a sequel comes out (and I’m sure it will) I think I’ll pass. ★★½

How to Make a Killing pretty much only exists because its two leads (Glen Powell and Margaret Qualley) are hot products right now. As a film, the original was much better (Kind Hearts and Coronets). No offense Glen, but you aren’t Sir Alec Guinness. Louis is awaiting a death penalty for murder and making his confession to a priest, telling his story. He was born to a woman who had been cut out of the vast family wealth when she married beneath her station. The man ended up dying shortly after, leaving the new mom and little Louis on their own. While poor, she raised Louis to appreciate the finer things of life, knowing that, though she herself has been cut off, Louis would still get a portion of that wealth, as it was tied up in an irrevocable trust. All Louis needs is to have the handful of men in front of him to die before he does. Louis gets this idea from a woman (Qualley), who he runs into and had a childhood crush on once upon a time, and so Louis sets off on his quest to take out his family members. Not nearly as funny as it thinks it is, but it is mildly entertaining, even if it is completely predictable outside of just a couple twists. It’s a very safe movie, which is why its audience score is so much higher than its critics score on Rotten. Just don’t expect anything great and you won’t be disappointed. ★★★

The Marching Band (French: En Fanfare) opens on a successful symphony conductor named Thibaut, rehearsing his esteemed group, before collapsing on stage. He learns that he has cancer and needs a bone marrow transplant, but thankfully he can ask his sister, as familial relationships carry a much higher chance of a match. Well, turns out she isn’t his sister, and Thibaut finds out the hard way that he was adopted. However, his mother was approached years ago about adopting Thibaut’s birth brother, which she declined at the time, so she at least knows he does have a sibling. Thibaut tracks down Jimmy, who has lived a very different life. Whereas Thibaut was given every opportunity from a wealthy upbringing, Jimmy was raised in the foster system by a working class family in a factory town. Jimmy displays many of the musical talents Thibaut has (including perfect pitch), but those talents were never nurtured. Jimmy wouldn’t trade his family for anything, but can’t help but wonder “what if.” He agrees to the marrow donation, which saves Thibaut’s life. Afterwards, the two brothers get to know each other, and Thibaut encourages Jimmy, who plays trombone in the local community band, to pursue his musical abilities. This leads to problems down the line, as Jimmy outkicks his coverage. When the factory owners talk closure, which would devastate the community, Thibaut hopes to step in and lend his support. Great film, funny and endearing, even if it feels a little safe and predictable at times. ★★★½

The two leads in Miss You, Love You come from a theater background, and this is the perfect movie for that, as it could be presented as a play and would definitely work. Diane (Allison Janney) has just lost her husband after a 3 year battle with Parkinsons. She is estranged from her son Tyler, and instead of coming to his step-father’s funeral, he’s sent his assistant Jamie (Andrew Rannells) to help his mom with the arrangements. Jamie’s in a tough spot, but he has a big personality that (maybe) can match Diane’s bombastic attitude. Throughout the film, we will get to know how she ticks, what caused the rift between her and Tyler, and see her open up. Jamie isn’t just a bystander though, he has plenty of demons in his own closet, much related to the death of his own parents. Very emotional movie obviously, with a knockout performance from Janney particularly. And because of the revelations that come throughout the film (which is why I can’t say much!), it’s one that can be watched again and again. ★★★★

The Drama imagines how a dark secret can wreck what is otherwise a very happy relationship. At a cafe, Charlie (Robert Pattinson) is smitten by a girl who walks in, and tries to go over and hit on her. After an awkward exchange because she’s wearing a headphone in one ear and is deaf in the other, they officially meet, and hit it off. Emma (Zendaya) is a sweet girl, and two years later, they are a week away from their wedding. They see their wedding DJ smoking heroine in the park, and later, while drinking with their best man and maid of honor, ask for advice on what they should do. One friend says maybe they just saw the DJ on the worst day of their life, and no person should be judged by that, and this leads to each confessing the worst thing they’ve ever done. Some are worse that others, until we get to Emma. Turns out that she, as a teenager, was bullied and an outcast, and she planned a school shooting. Not just thought about it, but was ready to carry it out, and is deaf in one ear from practice shooting her dad’s rifle. It only didn’t happen because a shooting at the local mall happened days before, and Emma thus changed her mind. This news doesn’t land well with Charlie (who at first thinks she’s joking) nor with the other couple; Emma’s maid of honor has a sister confined to a wheelchair after a mass shooting. Charlie starts to see the love of his life in a whole new light, and needs to make a decision in this last week before their nuptials. The idea of the film is very good, but I was not a fan of the editing, with lots of cuts and shifts in narrative mid-scene, bouncing around way too much. I guess it was made for the younger tik-tok generation? ★★½

Is God Is, on the other hand, is told in a wildly different way that seemed fresh and exciting. Twin sisters Racine and Anaia bear burn scars from a traumatic childhood event. Racine is “the pretty one” as her scars are just on one arm, but Anaia is burned across her face and chest. As such, Racine has always defended her sister, sometimes violently, against bullies. As adults now, they get the news that their birth mother, long thought dead, is alive. They go to visit her, and on her deathbed, she charges the two of them with a mission: hunt down their birth father and kill him. Turns out he beat her when they were together, and one day threw her in the bathtub and lit her on fire. The girls’ injuries came from trying to save their mother from the flames. Seems like a crazy mission, and the twins think so too, but one talks the other into it, and off they go. They have just one clue, for a woman their father shacked up with after leaving town all those years ago. One clue leads to another, in a string of increasingly bizarre encounters, all with the same evidence, that their father was a monster. When they finally find him, and the family he has now, we’ll see if the hunt was worth it. It’s a wildly entertaining film, very funny in a (very) dark way, with a rare turn from Sterling K Brown as a bad guy, even if I though it lost steam before the end. ★★★½

• TV series recently watched: The Walking Dead (season 1), Silo (season 3), Walking Dead: Dead City (season 3), House of the Dragon (season 3)
• Book currently reading: The Gathering Storm by Jordan & Sanderson