
Reading Lolita in Tehran is based on a memoir and though it has a strong message of standing up to tyranny, it’s not a very well-done movie and I couldn’t get past the idea of its shaky premise. In the film, Azar returns to Iran after having studied and taught in the USA. It’s 1997, and the Iranian Revolution has just set up a new government in her native country, and Azar wants to be there bringing new ideas. She begins teaching at a university in Tehran, but it isn’t long before she gets pushback from students and the powers-at-be for teaching Western literature. When a new law is enacted that women must cover their hair, Azar refuses and eventually loses her job. That’s as far as I got in the film, couldn’t continue on. The acting isn’t great (to say the least), and all I could think was, “What did you think was going to happen?” I applaud her for standing up for what she thought is right, but don’t cry foul when you get what you know is coming. Kudos to her bravery, but it’s a blah movie that I couldn’t get through. ½

A Danish film, The Last Viking opens on a man named Anker (Nikolaj Lie Kaas) barging into his family’s apartment with the cops hot on his heals. He has just enough time to tell his brother, Manfred (the always-great Mads Mikkelsen), to bury a bag of money at their mom’s property before Anker is taken away. He ends up doing 15 years in jail for robbing a bank of 40 million kroner, but sticks to the story that he doesn’t know what happened to the money. When Anker is finally released, he returns to his brother for the dough, but in the ensuring years, Manfred, who was always a bit eccentric and strange, has gotten worse. He has developed dissociate identity disorder (formerly known as multiple identity syndrome) and thinks he is John Lennon, the Beatle. In fact, whenever anyone calls him Manfred, he instinctively tries to kill himself, jumping out of a movie car or any nearby window, whether the window is on the ground floor or a couple stories up. Anker brings him back to their parents’ property, now an Airbnb, in hopes to jog his memory on the money. Along the way they meet a psychiatrist with ideas of “reuniting the Beatles” with other mentally-ill patients who think they are Ringo, Paul, and George, thinking this may bring Manfred around. In the brothers’ search for healing, they must delve into their troubled and abusive childhoods. The movie has lots of humor, some mystery, and even a little mild action thrown in (as Anker’s former bank-robbing partner comes around sniffing for a share), but I couldn’t help but think the movie didn’t know what kind film it wanted to be. It’s a bit all over the place. Just when you think it is going to be a comedy, something cruel happens; just when Manfred has a moment of enlightenment and the movie becomes endearing, the moment is quickly shattered with something else unexpected. ★★★

Voicemails for Isabelle is exactly what you’d expect from reading the cliffs notes blurb on Rotten Tomatoes. It’s safe, expected, and just (barely) cute enough for a romantic comedy. Jill and Isabelle are sisters and best friends growing up, but Isabelle got the short stick and has fought various ailments all of her life, most notably cystic fibrosis. Continually bedridden, she has been Jill’s biggest fan as Jill would regale her with stories of school, boyfriends, and life. There was never any jealousy there, only well wishes, and Jill’s life is crushed when Isabelle eventually dies just as Jill is about to start culinary school. Jill finds solace in continuing to leave Isabelle voicemails on her phone, as a way of healing and “talking” to her sister. Unbeknownst, the number has been reassigned, and Wes has been receiving, and listening to, the messages. Wes and Jill are a lot alike, in that they’ve had a hard time finding a meaningful relationship, and as he hears Jill’s stories of her life, he starts to fall for her, though they’ve never met. He remedies that by “bumping into her” one day, and the two start falling in love. We all know where this is going, as eventually she will find out that Wes has been receiving all those voicemails. Even though you know how the movie will play out, practically from the opening credits, it’s funny and cute in all the right ways. No new ground broken here, but a decent date night movie. ★★½

Power Ballad is the latest from writer/director John Carney, who does all the music-themed movies. Better than the last, this one stars Paul Rudd as Rick Power, a former rock band singer who left his band just when they were on the cusp of stardom in order to marry and settle down. Married now for years and with a teenage daughter, Paul is in a wedding band in Ireland and has a good time doing what he loves. The band’s latest gig is in a castle of all places, and the rich clientele has a famous friend attending: Danny Wilson (Nick Jonas). Danny is a former member of a very famous boy band, but he hasn’t found success as a solo artist yet. Danny and Paul hit it off, and spend the night drinking and talking music, playing songs for each other. Initially, Paul thinks Danny is just a boy-bander, but finds that he’s actually quite talented, but the music industry just wants him to play the kind of music his fans are used to. Danny is blown away by a song Paul wrote years ago, but one he’s never been happy with parts of and never recorded or released. At the end of the night, Danny gifts Paul an expensive guitar and wishes him well. 6 months later, walking in the grocery store, Paul hear’s his song over the speakers. Turns out Danny recorded it and released it as his own, and it is zooming up the charts. Now Paul needs to hunt Danny down, wanting credit for his song, but proving so will turn out to be difficult. I learned a couple things in this movie: Paul Rudd really can’t act (he’s fooled me a couple times, but he’s cringe-worthy in this one), and Nick Jonas definitely can. Not a great movie, but like I said, more enjoyable than Carney’s last couple. ★★★

Carolina Caroline is about a young woman who gets swept off her feet by the thrill of being bad. She sees a con artist swindle a few dollars off a gas station worker one day, and confronts him. She doesn’t want to expose the crook; she wants to learn how he does his cons. The guy is intrigued by this beautiful girl chasing after him, and accepts. The two become bank robbers, and for a couple weeks, all goes well, until all of a sudden, it doesn’t. Turns out the guy is willing to do anything to avoid getting caught, but there are some lines the girl is unwilling to cross. It’s a juvenile movie, with childish dialogue, paper-thin characters, and a paint-by-numbers plot. Seems to have been written by a 12-year-old. Unfortunately no great movies in today’s batch, can’t win them all. ★½
- TV series recently watched: Sugar (season 2), Dexter (season 3), One Hundred Years of Solitude (season 2)
- Book currently reading: The Last Dream by Pedro Almodóvar








































