
Guillermo del Toro brings his style to the newest take on the classic Frankenstein tale. The film begins at the end: in the late 1800s, a large boat has become stuck in the ice and the captain is pushing his crew to break it free, lest they become trapped for good and all freeze to death. In the distance they see an explosion, and upon inspection they find a wounded and near-frozen Dr Victor Frankenstein (Oscar Isaac). When he comes to, Victor warns them of impending doom, and soon after his “monster” approaches, killing all who get in its way. We then get a flashback, first to Victor’s childhood being raised by a demanding and cold father, and then as a young adult, where Victor is already possessed with the idea of reanimating the dead. While his early experiments have brought positive results, his cadavers don’t live past a few minutes. His father left him a name but no funds, so Victor does not have the capital to pursue his testing. However, he gets financing backing from wealthy arms dealer Henrich (played by Christoph Waltz), who has his own ulterior motives for funding the research, and is thus able to pursue his goal. While he is building his “monster” in a secluded castle away from society (with some macabre scenes of Victor sawing through corpses and sewing them together) Victor meets his brother’s fiancee the Lady Elizabeth, who also, in a turn of events, happens to be Henrich’s niece, and Victor falls for her. For awhile we don’t know if Victor will love his creation or the girl more, but ultimately the experiment goes off with only a small hitch. However, Victor is crestfallen when he realizes the new life has no intelligence; it can only mimic the word “Victor” and copy his movements. When he is visited by his brother and Elizabeth, Victor admits his failure and in a fit of rage, tries to destroy the castle and monster inside it. The creation survives, and pursues Victor, setting up the scene at the beginning of the film. All of this, however, was Victor’s side of the story, as told to the ship captain. We then get the monster’s viewpoint, and those intervening years as it/he raced after Victor, the monster’s version of events puts everything into an entirely new light. I loved the new take on the classic story, sort of modernizing it while keeping to its roots, and the whole thing is beautifully told, expertly acted, and has all of del Toro’s flare. ★★★★½

Sorry, Baby opens on two adult friends, Agnes and Lydie, getting together for the first time in awhile, though they are best friends from their college days. Lydie tells Agnes that she and her wife are expecting their first child, but the good news is tempered shortly after when the two friends have dinner with other college buds, and one of their old professors comes up in conversation. The story then reverts back to those days in grad school, when Agnes seemed to be an obvious favorite of their collective advisor, Preston Decker, who is helping the group of them on their theses. One of the other girls whispers that maybe Agnes and he have a relationship on the side, but it isn’t until Agnes goes to his house one night for feedback on her thesis that something happens, and that something, which Agnes afterwards will always refer to as “the bad thing,” changes her life. She is ultimately able to move past it, but it seems reminders are always waiting around the corner, including in the present when she has become a professor at her alma mater and is given Decker’s old office. It’s a really good film about one of the most terrible things that can happen to a person. I want to like the movie more, but a few things detract from it for me. I’m no ultra conservative and I use the correct pronouns where appropriate (I know some who would roll their eyes when a couple they/thems are thrown out in the course of this film), but when she and her friend shame a doctor for using the word rape or asking if the attacker ejaculated in her (“such a harsh word” they respond) it makes me wonder where this world is going. By going too far to protect the victim, it softens the ugly act. Let’s call a despicable act what it is, and shame the person who did it, not the person trying to help. Too many safe spaces create a society that can’t face bad shit, and let’s be honest, there will always be bad shit to face. All that aside, it’s a great look at how a person finds the strength to move on, and succeed, with life. ★★★½

After finishing up season 4 of The Witcher, I dove into the The Rats: A Witcher Tale, a surprise release streaming film that fills in the backstory of the gang of young thieves known as the rats in that season. I’m glad the production company decided to do it, because while watching the show, I sort of didn’t like the rats. Every time their scenes came on, I sighed, because it seemed they were interrupting the story of Geralt (which they were) and they all seemed so hollow and one-dimensional. The movie doesn’t do much to remedy my second criticism, but it does give some history of the team of misfits, and thus make them, not just tolerable, but (dare I say it) likable. And it stars Dolph Lundgren! What more need I say?! If you are unfamiliar with The Witcher lore, it takes place in a kingdom where monsters roam free, and Witchers are people who’ve been trained since birth to kill the monsters, but their powers also make them pariahs amongst most of the general populace. There’s a big holy war going on too that separates the kingdoms, but not necessary to get into that for this movie. The film definitely needs to be seen after season 4 though, as it begins right at the end of that season. In his bounty hunting for Ciri, the evil Leo Bonhart (Sharlto Copley), has killed all of the rats and wounded Ciri. We then get a flashback to a big heist the rats did before Ciri joined them, and how they needed help to pull it off, enlisting former Witcher and now current drunk Brehan (Lundgren) for aid. Brehan must clean up his act if he’s to give any help at all, and the team must also evade Leo, who has a penchant for killing Witchers. For a film based around a group I hated in the series, I really enjoyed the film. Lots of action, old Dolph was great as a Witcher past his prime, and overall just a lot of fun. I came to the Witcher series late (I think I watched the first 3 seasons right around when season 3 was releasing) and played Witcher 3 on PS4 years after everyone else, but I’ve enjoyed it all (for the most part). ★★★½

Eddington is the newest from writer/director Ari Aster, and while his last film was divisive, I really enjoyed it. This new movie split viewers and critics even further, and this time I couldn’t buy in. It stars Joachim Phoenix again, this time as Joe Cross, sheriff in a very tiny town in a very tiny county in New Mexico. It is May 2020 and the COVID pandemic is in full bloom, with recent mask mandates splitting the town. Town mayor Ted Garcia (Pedro Pascal) is pushing the mandates and social distancing, but some in the town don’t agree, including Joe, whose asthma makes wearing a mask troublesome. Joe has another reason to hate Ted though: Joe’s wife Louise (Emma Stone) was once in a relationship with Ted, and there are whispers of a sexual assault that took place, that no one wants to bring up, including Louise. Louise’s mother also lives with them, and she is a far right conspiracy theorist, spending her days reading all kinds of crazy shit online. In his fight against Ted, Joe decides to run for mayor, standing against mask mandates and any platform that Ted champions, including a divisive data center that Ted wants to get built on the outskirts of town. And as if we didn’t need another social hot button, Black Lives Matter protests envelope the town. Now we have neighbor against neighbor and child against parent. The movie skirts the line between comedy and ridiculousness, poking fun at the over-the-top reactions of both sides of the political spectrum (though with an obvious lean towards the left) and it almost seemed Aster was just trying to troll everyone. Maybe the whole COVID thing is still too recent to poke fun at, but it certainly wasn’t fun to live through it. Looking back we obviously know now that some of what was said was absurd (“Don’t touch that, COVID lives for 5 weeks on paper,” or shoppers cheering when a store owner kicks out an older gentleman for not wearing a mask) but at the time, scare tactics were in full force. BLM isn’t spared either: the college-aged kids in town are up in arms about George Floyd and taking down “whiteness,” but their parents respond with, “Are you stupid or something? You’re all white.” Definitely some funny moments, but that aside, the movie just isn’t very good, going for over-the-top more than a relatable story, and the satire is too on-the-nose to be real satire. ★½

Hedda is a brilliant film based on the late 19th century Henrik Ibsen play Hedda Gabler, and shows that you can definitely modernize the classics in a way that makes them relevant while keeping to their roots. The title character is played by Tessa Thompson. Hedda Tesman (nee Gabler) is recently married, living in a large expansive house that her husband has gone heavily in debt to restore (because Hedda wanted it), and yet she is still bored with her life. You soon realize that Hedda, a former party girl, only married George Tesman because she thought those party days were behind her and she needed to settle down, but that’s not the person Hedda is. The movie takes place over one long day, as the Tesmans throw a lavish party to welcome their friends to their newly renovated home. George needs Hedda to woo Professor Greenwood, in order to secure a professorship for George and thus pay off their substantial debt, but Hedda has other plans for the evening. She learns that Eileen Lovborg will be attending the party, and Eileen and Hedda have a history. Eileen is a noted lesbian in high society, but her private life is ignored because she is a renowned author. However, she is also a devastating drunk, and that is something that has shut doors in her face. Rumor has it, though, that Eileen has a new partner, who has cleaned her up and kept her off the bottle, and if she can stay sober, she has a shot at getting that professorship instead of George. Hedda isn’t going to let that happen, and with her history with Eileen, she knows which buttons to press. Hedda isn’t doing this to help George, nor to save her lavish lifestyle, but only because Hedda has always gotten off on manipulating people. It’s what she knows, and what she does best. A thriller without being a thriller (if that makes sense), it is one of those films that is nearly entirely dialogue-driven but no less exhilarating, with A-list caliber acting in every scene. I was enthralled. ★★★★½
- TV series recently watched: Star Wars Visions (season 3), The Witcher (season 4)
- Book currently reading: Heir of Strahd by Delilah S Dawson




































