
Been nearly a decade since the first Zootopia film, a movie that didn’t blow me away, but which has grown on me with time. I liked the sequel much more upon first viewing. It picks up right where the first ended: Judy Hopps (a rabbit) and Nick Wilde (a fox) have just taken down the corrupt mayor in the city of zoo animals and are public darlings, though the police force isn’t exactly ready to give them good cases yet. Thus, Judy and Nick team up to find their own, and in doing so, uncover a scheme 100 years in the making. At first, they think a snake is trying to steal an ancient journal chronicling the creation of the weather walls (which allows animals from various habitants to live near each other). Others scoff because snakes, and reptiles in general, haven’t been spotted in society in years, but Judy is undeterred. Her investigation ends up going deep into Zootopia’s past, and an entirely new bad guy hiding in plain sight. Unlike my initial thoughts on the first film, this movie has tons of “inside” jokes that kids won’t get but which are aimed squarely and Gen X and older, so this is one for kids, parents, and grandparents alike. The message is much the same as the first movie (being accepting of “animals” of all shapes and sizes) but delivered in a new way. Very funny and very endearing. ★★★★½

Frontier Crucible is a neowestern made on a super low budget, but does have a couple recognizable faces (Thomas Jane as the cruel leader of some thugs, and Armie Hammer as one of his henchmen, though not sure Hammer counts as he’ll take any gig at this point in his career; there’s also a 5 minute cameo by William H Macy which was probably filmed in 20 minutes). The film takes place in the Arizona territory of the late 19th century and follows a man of few words but strong actions named Merrick, who’s been tasked with getting medical supplies through Apache lands to the city of San Carlos. Soon into his trip, he stumbles upon a wagon that was recently attacked by the Apache, leaving the wagon’s owner, Jeff, suffering from a gunshot to the stomach and his wife, Valerie, distraught. The wagon was also being “protected” by three thugs who came out of the wilderness and latched on: Mule, his adult son Billy, and evil-looking Edmund. The five of them beg Merrick to help them get north to Tucson, the closest city, but Merrick is adamant about getting his supplies to San Carlos. Thus, they all team up to head south through the worst of the Apache areas. Merrick will have to keep an eye out for the natives, but also his own ne’er-do-well “friends,” whom Merrick starts to suspect played a part in torturing and killing his own brother in the area 2 years ago. Not very well acted and some truly rough dialogue, but there’s some nice surprises, and the bloody ending is as exciting as you could hope for. If I’m just rating the whole of the film, probably 2 stars, but that ending got to me. ★★★

No Other Choice is kind of a weird film. A South Korea black comedy, it is about a man, Man-su, who is fired from his job at a paper-making company when he refuses to lay off some people under him. His wife Mi-ri is forced to start working again, and their kids Si-one and Ri-one are left wondering if they’ll be able to keep their house. After taking a menial low-paying job that doesn’t really help pay the bills, Man-su gets an idea: he can get a good job at a paper company again, if he can “take out” the other qualified candidates that may get hired before him. Thus, he makes a list of 2 or 3 people in the industry who may see more attention than himself, and sets out to accomplish the grisly task. For my tastes, the humor was really out there, with some quirky laughs at Man-su’s expense, but I can see how others may be laughing their asses off, as he is just about the worst kind of assassin. I want to rate this one higher, but it’s just not my cup of tea. ★★★

Is This This On? Is a comedy drama starring Will Arnett and Laura Dern as married couple Alex and Tess, with small roles for Amy Sedaris, Sean Hayes, Peyton Manning (who is an awful actor) and Bradley Cooper (who also directed). Married for 20 years, they’ve made the decision, jointly it seems, to end their marriage, as neither are really happy. They set out to do a good job coparenting their sons and Alex gets a small apartment. Over the ensuing months, they each try to restart lives on their own, figuring out what it means to be single for the first time in a quarter of a century (and times have certainly changed!). Alex stumbles into a bar one night, but doesn’t have the cash to pay the $15 cover, so instead signs himself up to do stand-up comedy at the bar’s open mic night in order to get in for free. Unprepared, he goes up on stage and actually gets some laughs, nervously talking about his failing marriage. He enjoys it, and continues going to open mic nights around the city and making friends amongst the other comics in the area. Tess also starts fresh. She was once an esteemed volleyball player, playing for USA in the Olympics, but gave it all up to be a wife and mother. She puts out feelers about getting back into the sport as a coach. The movie mostly follows Alex though, as he continues performing on stage, using material gleaned from his evolving personal life. When Tess, on a date no less, stumbles upon Alex’s routine one night, shit might hit the fan. There’s some good laughs, but honestly for my tastes it was a bit cringy at times, as Alex’s act is really just that of a sad man who can’t come to grips with his derailed life. I’m not one to laugh at someone else’s misfortune, even if he’s the one making the jokes (as a defense mechanism). ★★½

The Housemaid is a thriller from a unlikely source, director Paul Feig (more known for his comedies like Bridesmaids and the latest Ghostbusters reboot, not to mention the show Freaks and Geeks). Sydney Sweeney stars as a down-on-her-luck woman named Millie, who is homeless and desperately in need of a job, in order to meet the requirements of her parole. She lands a seemingly plush gig as a live-in housemaid to a wealthy family: husband Andrew (Brandon Sklenar; Spencer Dutton from the show 1923), wife Nina (Amanda Seyfried), and their daughter Cece. Things only look perfect for a day though, because very soon Millie realizes Nina is a few screws short. Nina is demanding and self-contradicting, asking Millie to do tasks and then reprimanding her for doing them wrong, or arguing that she never gave Millie those tasks to begin with. Millie even overhears their peers talking about how Nina spent time in a psychiatric ward after trying to drown Cece. Things come to a head when Nina asks Millie to set up a romantic weekend for Nina and Andrew, only to berate her for “choosing the wrong day” and buying non-refundable musical tickets and hotel accommodations in the city. When Andrew defends Millie, and Nina retreats to a ballet camp with Cece, Andrew tries to make it up to Millie by taking her to the city instead. Of course this leads to sex, which leads to Nina blowing up at them both. But when Andrew kicks Nina out of the house, why is it that Nina seems excited rather than depressed? Turns out there may be more to Andrew than what appears… This is one of those movies that maybe isn’t great cinema, but it is definitely entertaining (as shown by better reviews from average moviegoers over the “true” critics) with plenty of nice twists and turns. Seyfried is spectacular as the troubled Nina. ★★★★
- TV series recently watched: ST Voyager (season 5), The Punisher (season 2)
- Book currently reading: Battlefront: Twilight Company by Alexander Freed




































